Lily: you look um ..
James: dashing? gorgeous? irresistible?
Lily: wrecked. you look wrecked. when was the last time you took a shower potter?
James: lily doesn’t want me to get rid of any of this old stuff. she’s attached to everything
Remus: someday it’ll work in your favor
james: hiya
sirius: hi how are you?
james: cant talk now. driving.
sirius: ????? YOU texted ME
Lily: i WON. i woOOOON [dancing and clapping cheerleader style] who’s won? who’s won? that me!
James: but you said it wasn’t a contest
Lily: well i guess i LIED
Lily: l8er loser
James: wait,,,, you what????
Lily:
Lily: i love you, you loser
James: i think we can both agree that makes me a winner
Sirius: i know you love me
Sirius: tell me! tell me you love meeee
Remus: you love me
Sirius:
Sirius: well,,,, tru
Lily: *looking at james pulling off sth stupid* i can’t believe i’m gonna sleep with him
Marlene: well you don’t have to
Lily: nah, i’m gonna
james to future mrs potter: word is u stressing out about tomorrow evanshey nonnie i’m doing it under social media format i hope it’s alright xx
james: there’s nothing he can watch without making a big deal of it, he argues and defends the characters like his life depends on it, biggest friends fan of all times, identifies with chandler but everyone knows he’s a monica. lily occasionally calls him central jerk. major nerd that gets really heated up before the marvel/dc shows, always whines about how the originals are better but watches every single adaptation nonetheless. cried in front of outlander
sirius: the musketeers is one of his top five, he brags about having the same hair as artemis, will tell anyone he basically invented peaky blinders but he actually spends rainy days binge-watching the vampire diaries. watches new girl with james and fights about who is who in the marauders gang. he looooooves the drama in all the reality shows, hardly ever misses keeping up with the kardashians, he hates lily in gossip girl and nags the real lily about it
peter: he likes 20min format better because he loses concentration rapidly so think the big bang theory and any show with nerdy references and lots of puns, he can practically quote every singe episode of brooklyn nine-nine and parks and recreation, misses one tree hill and becomes a bit of a chef amateur whenever a cooking show is on (
you an i both know he’s a hoe for the great bake off)
remus: will snort and sigh when the conversation is about tv but in reality he’s the worst of them all. why do you think he has big ass dark circles even when it’s not his time of the month? cause he literally never sleeps thank to the worst shows that you and i won’t watch with a quiet mind, i’m talking mindhunter, the knick, mr robot… all fucked up but highly intelligently made, he loves stranger things because REFERENCES
lily: screams YOU GO GIRL whenever annalise keating makes a badass move
(which is literally all the time)in how to get away with murder, loves all types of criminal shows she can discuss with remus, made a riot when camp was canceled, she’s the biggest nerd for doctor who and blackmails james into watching it with her. hates sirius’ reality shows but always have something to say on the matter. also cried in front of outlander
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Remus: what are you doing?
Sirius: just some research on your mom
Remus: don’t worry you’re gone be fine. she’s gonna love you
Sirius: not taking any risks tho
Remus: suit yourself
Remus:
Remus: are those her dental records?