DAILY (almost) MARAUDERS POST

James: can i get you anything? water? coffee? tea-Lily: -personal space

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 00:08:16 +0100

James: can i get you anything? water? coffee? tea-

Lily: -personal space

Lily: you look um ..James: dashing? gorgeous? irresistible?Lily: wrecked. you look wrecked. when was...

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 14:44:01 +0100

Lily: you look um ..

James: dashing? gorgeous? irresistible?

Lily: wrecked. you look wrecked. when was the last time you took a shower potter?

Remus: this is your fault Sirius: you confuse me for someone with remorse

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 22:26:45 +0100

Remus: this is your fault

Sirius: you confuse me for someone with remorse

James: lily doesn’t want me to get rid of any of this old stuff. she’s attached to everything Remus:...

Sat, 20 Jan 2018 10:22:07 +0100

James: lily doesn’t want me to get rid of any of this old stuff. she’s attached to everything

Remus: someday it’ll work in your favor

james: hiyasirius: hi how are you?james: cant talk now. driving. sirius: ????? YOU texted ME

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 21:55:03 +0100

james: hiya

sirius: hi how are you?

james: cant talk now. driving.

sirius: ????? YOU texted ME

Sirius: why do you have an axe here?Sirius: also, nice axe

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 15:39:29 +0100

Sirius: why do you have an axe here?

Sirius: also, nice axe

Lily: i WON. i woOOOON [dancing and clapping cheerleader style] who’s won? who’s won? that me!James:...

Wed, 06 Dec 2017 22:48:46 +0100

Lily: i WON. i woOOOON [dancing and clapping cheerleader style] who’s won? who’s won? that me!

James: but you said it wasn’t a contest

Lily: well i guess i LIED

Lily: l8er loser

James: wait,,,, you what????Lily: Lily: i love you, you loser James: i think we can both agree that...

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 20:17:22 +0100

James: wait,,,, you what????

Lily:

Lily: i love you, you loser

James: i think we can both agree that makes me a winner

Sirius: i know you love meSirius: tell me! tell me you love meeeeRemus: you love me Sirius: Sirius:...

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 16:38:52 +0100

Sirius: i know you love me

Sirius: tell me! tell me you love meeee

Remus: you love me

Sirius:

Sirius: well,,,, tru

Lily: looking at james pulling off sth stupid i can’t believe i’m gonna sleep with himMarlene:...

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 08:06:10 +0100

Lily: *looking at james pulling off sth stupid* i can’t believe i’m gonna sleep with him

Marlene: well you don’t have to

Lily: nah, i’m gonna

Can you write something about Lily studying for a test and James nagging her cus he's a bloody genius that everything comes easy to and Acs all his tests and doesn't need to study?

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 05:28:22 +0100

hey nonnie i’m doing it under social media format i hope it’s alright xx

james to future mrs potter: word is u stressing out about tomorrow evans
lily to that one guy: what no
lily to that one guy: you only say that coz you’re afraid imma crush you potter

james to future mrs potter: so i guess u have no problems telling me the alignments of the stars to brew felix felicis
james to future mrs potter: ???
james to future mrs potter: evans i see you’re online
james to future mrs potter: you can’t escape this *insert evil laughter*
lily to jerk: shut up
lily to jerk: who told you???
james to future mrs potter: i know everything….
lily to jerk: is it sirius??
lily to jerk: ofc it is
lily to jerk: tell black he’s dead
james to future mrs potter: aHA! so it is true! you really haven’t started studying!!
james to future mrs potter: lucky for you i’m in the neighborhood i can come over and help you
lily to jerk: so you can brag?? don’t count on it
james to future mrs potter: i have beers
lily to jerk: ok.

the marauders and their fave tvshows!

Sat, 04 Nov 2017 23:28:05 +0100

james: there’s nothing he can watch without making a big deal of it, he argues and defends the characters like his life depends on it, biggest friends fan of all times, identifies with chandler but everyone knows he’s a monica. lily occasionally calls him central jerk. major nerd that gets really heated up before the marvel/dc shows, always whines about how the originals are better but watches every single adaptation nonetheless. cried in front of outlander

sirius: the musketeers is one of his top five, he brags about having the same hair as artemis, will tell anyone he basically invented peaky blinders but he actually spends rainy days binge-watching the vampire diaries. watches new girl with james and fights about who is who in the marauders gang. he looooooves the drama in all the reality shows, hardly ever misses keeping up with the kardashians, he hates lily in gossip girl and nags the real lily about it

peter: he likes 20min format better because he loses concentration rapidly so think the big bang theory and any show with nerdy references and lots of puns, he can practically quote every singe episode of brooklyn nine-nine and parks and recreation, misses one tree hill and becomes a bit of a chef amateur whenever a cooking show is on (~~you an i both know he’s a hoe for the great bake off~~)

remus: will snort and sigh when the conversation is about tv but in reality he’s the worst of them all. why do you think he has big ass dark circles even when it’s not his time of the month? cause he literally never sleeps thank to the worst shows that you and i won’t watch with a quiet mind, i’m talking mindhunter, the knick, mr robot… all fucked up but highly intelligently made, he loves stranger things because REFERENCES

lily: screams YOU GO GIRL whenever annalise keating makes a badass move ~~(which is literally all the time)~~ in how to get away with murder, loves all types of criminal shows she can discuss with remus, made a riot when camp was canceled, she’s the biggest nerd for doctor who and blackmails james into watching it with her. hates sirius’ reality shows but always have something to say on the matter. also cried in front of outlander

if you’re into multifandom (with a heavy accent on six of crows lately oops sue me) you’re cordially...

Wed, 01 Nov 2017 11:05:37 +0100

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James: i’ve got a date with evans. how do i look??Remus: with your eyes, james

Wed, 01 Nov 2017 09:52:03 +0100

James: i’ve got a date with evans. how do i look??

Remus: with your eyes, james

Remus: what are you doing?Sirius: just some research on your momRemus: don’t worry you’re gone be...

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:05:53 +0100

Remus: what are you doing?

Sirius: just some research on your mom

Remus: don’t worry you’re gone be fine. she’s gonna love you

Sirius: not taking any risks tho

Remus: suit yourself

Remus:

Remus: are those her dental records?

Lily: morning remus!Remus: grumblesLily: well someone got up on the wrong footSirius: i love how...

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 22:44:52 +0100

Lily: morning remus!

Remus: *grumbles*

Lily: well someone got up on the wrong foot

Sirius: i love how moody he is..

James: ..one minute he’s over the moon..

Peter: ..the next he’s showing teeth

Sirius: are you okay?

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 09:34:13 +0100

Sirius: are you okay?
Remus: do i look okay?
Sirius: no
Remus: so don't ask stupid questions

Lily: do you still have the first aid kit i gave you?Remus: on the top shelfLily: Lily: why,,,,, is...

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 18:48:11 +0100

Lily: do you still have the first aid kit i gave you?

Remus: on the top shelf

Lily:

Lily: why,,,,, is it filled,,,, with chocolate,,,,

Sirius: let’s go over our optionsRemus: option 1: we’re screwedJames: alright, what’s option...

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 15:28:30 +0200

Sirius: let’s go over our options

Remus: option 1: we’re screwed

James: alright, what’s option 2?

Remus: option 2: even more screwed

James: i wonLily: i have you pinned to the ground James: i know

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 13:16:18 +0200

James: i won

Lily: i have you pinned to the ground

James: i know